Grown Ass Boy

Yeah, I could eat.


These bands/artists can suck my dick

These bands/artists suck and can suck my fucking dick, get rid of them. 

  • Aerosmith
  • Crosby, Stills, & Nash
  • The Grateful Dead
  • The Dave Matthews Band
  • Ted Nugent
  • Phish
  • The Offspring
  • Bon Jovi


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“don’t let the past remind us of what we are not now”

Maybe the coolest moment in television. 

This is one of my favorite songs!

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I think I post about my father too much. So, forgive me. But..

Greasy Lake did a show at Improv Boston on Thursday. Some family of mine that I barely know that live in Boston came out and watched the show. My cousin Angela, who I have met maybe a few times, said this to me after the show:

"You remind me of your father."

That is, without a doubt, the best thing anyone’s ever said to me after seeing me perform. 

My video with @seahsea has over 50k views in the past 2 days! Check it out if you haven’t yet, friend-o! (Photo by @strood)

I've got a lot of love, man.


At the end of this month, it marks four years since my father, Carmine, passed away. Those close to me know he was the life blood to my soul, the place where I stored all of my love. I miss him more than I can even comprehend.

My father believed in me. Once I asked him if he thought I could…

Happy 77th birthday, Big C.