Grown Ass Boy
Yeah, I could eat.
We’re all listening to Frank Sinatra and crying a little this morning, right?
Mike Francesca yelling about the Mets from 2012.
I have been listening to this almost every day since Anthony Apruzzese sent this to me weeks ago.
This is unbelievable. There has to be a point where he realizes how ridiculous he’s being and just powers through it till it’s time to throw to commercial.
Pizza Party! | New York Improv Teams
Pizza Party! profile page. New York improv teams, shows and venues
Hey Friends,
I am a part of a new improv team called Pizza Party with some friends of mine that I really like. Please book us for your next show, we’d reallllly appreciate it!
Pizza Party is
Clara Morris
Dan Fox
Alex Teague
Erin Bartley
and me!
E-mail me at a.apruz@gmail.com to book us! Bye bye!
The Gon Song
I wrote this song when I worked for Sesame Street and I was bored. This is the only song I have ever written. This is unlike anything I’ve ever posted.
I don’t know if you should read it.
Tom: My name is Tom
Jake: And my name is Jake
Together: We really love numbers and the shapes they make. Our favorites are 5, 6, 7, and 8!
Tom: Say Jake, have you seen my friend Molly Kahn?
Jake: She’s over there countin’ the 5 sides of that polygon.
Together: 5, 5 sides to a polygon!
Jake: Don’t you worry ‘bout Molly, Tom. She’s with a friendly 5 sided polygon.
Tom: We happen to know a T-Rex named Don, and his best friend is a hexagon.
Jake: Don’s best friend, his name is Juan, and he’s a good ‘ole six sided hexagon!
Together: 6, 6 sides to a hexagon!
Tom: Say, Jake, are we best friends?
Jake: Well, you betcha, Tom!
Tom: To show my appreciation I got ya this 7 sided heptagon.
Together: 7, 7 sides to a heptagon!
Jake: Been best friends, since I knew ya, Tom! Thanks so much for this 7 sided heptagon.
Tom: Do y’all know where the fawn have gone?
Jake: Mom’s got ‘em on the lawn with an 8 sided octagon.
John: Don’t forget about me!
Tom: Didn’t see ya there John!
John: Yup! Hangin’ on the lawn with your mom and fawn and an octagon.
Jake: 8, 8 sides to an octagon.
Together: Like we said
Tom: My name is Tom
Jake: And my name is Jake
Together: We just love shapes 5 sided through 8
There’s the polygon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon
That’s our song
And now we’re gone
I just ate so much Chinese food that I had to take a shower afterwards
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